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i eat things off the ground
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Favorite visual artistaustin dixon, jhonen vasquez, alex pardee, JR goldbergFavorite movieshow to train your dragon, fight club, pulp fictionFavorite TV showsworkaholics, the officeFavorite bands / musical artistsblink-182, venetian snares, crystal castlesFavorite booksi am the messenger, atlas shrugged, world war ZFavorite writersmax brooks, markus zusakFavorite gamesthe legend of zelda, animal crossing, little big planet, borderlands, the elder scrolls, fallout, pokemon, pikminFavorite gaming platformgamecube, xboxTools of the Trademy handsOther Interestspickles, marijuana, cats
1.) You must post the rules 2.) You must answer the questions the tagger has set for you, and make 10 new questions for your tagged people 3.) You choose 10 people to tag AND post their icons in your journal so all the world will know who they are 4.) You have to go to their pages and tell those that you tagged that you tagged them 5.) No tag backs 6.) No "if your reading this your tagged" stuff
Questions: 1. Any interesting pets? i have a softball sized hermit crab named deino. he runs really fast and likes to climb up my pants legs.
2. Favorite exotic food? umm, i'm really into weird fruits. like avocados and kumquats and shit.
3. Most hated thing about school? well some girl that really hates me for some reason decided that i hate pregnant people and now all the pregnant people in my school stare me down like theyre gonna swoop me up like a falcon and feed me to their babies? so i guess that's my least favorite thing at the time being. also my history class. omfg. my teacher has a gross cockney accent and she's super bad about favoritism and since shes the softball coach she only likes all the athletic girls and hates me and makes me sit in the back even though i cant see. fuck you, mrs davis omg.
4. Any hobbies? pissing people off
5. Any lobsters? yes. i have millions and millions of lobsters of all kinds. i am a lobster farmer.
6. Are you a mobster? are u just trying to rhyme here omg
7. You wouldn't happen to be a religious deity, would you? um well im judas if that counts im p gay
8. How often do you call people a type of fruit? i call this asshole tyler a fruit all the time hes gay and rich and annoying no one loves him
9. How many people have you slapped lately? um i slapped my foot like 2 seconds ago because there was a mosquito on it
10. Cinnamon toast? crunch?
my questions: 1. how do you feel about cannibalism? 2. when was the last time you violently raped a motorized vehicle? 3. *insert jehovah's witness speech here* 4. what color are your undies? \o/ 5. where did you get them omg they sound so cute i must have them 6. *gross sobbing* 7. what do you think the meaning of life is? 8. bald is beautiful. yes? if you say no i'll seriously fuck you up okAY? 9. how was your day? 10. what's your favorite smell?
get out of my office
i tag these gaylords sry dont care about anyone else gosh